So a week ago Saturday, Halloween to be exact, our little Mallory came down with a beautiful stomach bug which we chalked up to eating to much candy. Needless to say her beautiful new comforter, Two large white throw pillows, pillowcases, sheets, small throw pillows and of course the kitchen sink (I swear it wasn't the exorcist) were all receipients of her bountiful gifts. Nasty, Nasty and totally in the middle of the night, OF COURSE. Next day we seemed to be OK. Took a nap slept it off, everything was chill. Fast Forward to Wednesday night. 3:00am and we hear Courtney our 3 year old start the bath water. So I yelled to her and told her to get out and come to bed with me and daddy. I bundled her up snuggled with her and put her between me and Gary. I was talking to her when she decided to share her rank stomach bounty with my unexpecting face. So nasty I almost threw up, but managed to make it to the bathroom. But Oh yes when I went down the hall to the girls room, What's this oh yes the other new comforter and pillow etc have received the same royal treatment! My girls are givers. Next day everything was chill. Friday night headed to a Purse and Jewelry Party at my Brother in Law Brian's podiatry Partners house. Super excited going to score a faux-ch bag. No No No. Can't even walk so sick to my stomach I can't even bring myself to buy anything. WHAT!!! Yep, lucky me. Managed to make it home after the most miserable night of my life, showered for a few hours to try and shake the chills. And dozed off into a drug induced coma. AHHH NYQUIL. OHH YEAH! It will help you get your zzzzz's. Then Gary, Poor Gary trying to help, trying to be a trooper. Down for the count Noon on Saturday. Ring Ring Ring. Mom's watching Maryn and Oh yeah hey Jac, Maryn is so Sick. What the heck. Sunday afternoon and everything is chill. AHHHHHHH. But wait what about Ethan. Hopefully this story has concluded.
Oh Yeah and sorry Tori and Gina remind me not to get too close next time.
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3 comments:
Oh yeah, that was the WORST stomach flu I have ever had. Luscious, it was. Thank you, dear sweet Maldonado family. You are truly givers. ;)
OK No quite everything is Lucsious. Nasty Flu=not quite lucsious.
Okay I feel so bad for you!!! I had a nasty stomach flu too a couple weeks ago, but who knows it could have been the swine flu...since my roomate had it. Anyways, I think that I would've barfed when the "present" was spewed all over my face. How did you not throw up after Courtney did that to your face? hahahaha I loved the story and I am glad that it made your blog.
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